Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Me to Major League Baseball: Drop Dead


Dear David Dyte:
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Item: 2837710
Description: NYY MAJ REP HM CUSTOM JRSY WHITE/NAVY-XX LARGE
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4 comments:

Andrew Ross said...

Dude, that's your name! Little Johnny Tainted, that's what your momma and daddy have called you all your life.

Beth said...

WHAT! Where is the outrage!!!

David D said...

Believe me Beth, I'm outraged and gutted. And going to Cosby's and getting them to make me one anyway...

john said...

Nice try. I'm very surprised they wouldn't do it. He is a national treasure.