A sad day for Gotham

I am crushed to learn that Suzy Hotrod, without doubt the greatest star of the Gotham Girls Roller Derby, has finally chosen sanity of love life over the myriad attractions of the big city, and is leaving us to be in Philadelphia with her boyfriend. No doubt, she will skate for the Liberty Belles, who may have just become the 2011 WFTDA champions. Before that, though, there is the local final between Queens and Bronx, and the 2010 nationals in Chicago. Let's hope our hero goes out in style...