Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Confidential to D. Dyte

150 Baseballs stolen from Dodgertown

"An employee at the baseball facility said more than 150 practice balls were stolen from a storage shed at the minor league practice field Sunday, according to a Vero Beach police report. ...

"One of the [suspects] wore a green hat with the letter 'B' on it..." (emphasis mine)

David, I know you're still upset about Walter O'Malley destroying the Atlantics trophy with all of their game balls in it, but this is not the way! Turn yourself in now, and I think the authorities will show mercy.

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